J.Riddle 3:47 Sat Aug 27
Ayew could be back in 2 weeks!
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At last some good news, although I'm not quite sure what Herbal Medical Doctors using traditional medicine is?
I hope its none of that Witch Doctor Malarky and Ayew comes back in a trance?
The Technical Director of the Ghana Football Association Oti Akenteng wants West Ham United record signing Andre Ayew to be flown back home for treatment following an injury he sustained in his first Premier League game for the Hammers.
Andre Ayew sustained a thigh injury in his debut for the Hammers in their clash against Chelsea and reports indicate that he will be out for a considerable period.
But the Ghana FA technical head says the deputy Black Stars skipper should be sent home for treatment.
The former AshGold coach is even ready to talk to Andre's father Abedi Pele on the need to fly him to Ghana.
"There are a lot of herbal medical doctors, who can use traditional medicine to cure Andre Ayew’s injury in just two weeks," he told Nhyira FM in Kumasi.
"I will speak to his father about that. I believe that if he comes to Ghana and returns as a fit person, his manager would have no other option than to use him,” he added.
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Johnson
3:38 Sun Aug 28
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Do what Infidel?
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i-Ron
3:33 Sun Aug 28
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You don't want to see Ayew play for us?! Haha FMOB!
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Infidel
12:50 Sun Aug 28
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Ayew is not the answer to our problems.
Not good enough for a club with top 6 (top 4?) ambitions.
Bench warmer and cameo appearances in the League Cup but apart from that would rather not see him in our colours again.
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i-Ron
12:17 Sun Aug 28
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Great news for the club. I'm sure he'll be on the next plane.
Ayew back and once Sullivan gets monies from Mrs Umbugolo in Ghana who's father was murdered and she's currently held prisoner in their civil war, we'll be laughing.
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East Auckland Hammer
11:44 Sun Aug 28
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Waisake Naholo, All Black winger, recovered from a broken leg in only 6 weeks, and played in the RWC last year, after traditional treatment back in Fiji.
Of course, he soon fucked it again, but 6 weeks is pretty quick to return to contact sport after a broken leg.
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jonthehammer
11:28 Sun Aug 28
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Monday 29th Aug
West Ham send Ayew to Ghana for treatment
Two weeks later.......
Ayew disappears and cannot be contacted.
One month later.....
Ayew still isn't found.
etc etc,
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claret on my shirt
9:30 Sat Aug 27
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If the witch doctor has to sacrifice a human being for the procedure could we send AC?
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cornish
7:58 Sat Aug 27
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Perhaps we should employ a witchdoctor?
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Chrisel
6:38 Sat Aug 27
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*puts thumb and forefinger to bridge of nose; closes eyes*
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park chan wook
6:33 Sat Aug 27
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Don't send that cunt Carroll, my name is Oti not Jesus!
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gph
6:07 Sat Aug 27
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We could have done with some players possessed by demons on Thursday - send the lot of them...
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Texas Iron
6:04 Sat Aug 27
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Unbelievable...
Very much doubt Sullivan will send him to Ghana for treatment...
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stomper
5:48 Sat Aug 27
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I taught a somewhat difficult kid in Croydon in the 90's. Worried by his behaviour, his parents sent him home for traditional healing. He returned 'Possessed by demons'.
Christ knows what went on.
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stirlinghammer
5:21 Sat Aug 27
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Are any bank details required ahead of the first consultation?
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Lily Hammer
4:14 Sat Aug 27
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I hope their witch-doctor is better than the one who snapped Sakho's spine.
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Sir Alf
4:05 Sat Aug 27
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Cant send Carroll he is in use as a voodoo doll out there. Same Doctor dropped the doll on its knees a couple of weeks back alledgedly.
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Spandex Sidney
4:03 Sat Aug 27
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He's due back beginning of December, three weeks or so to get match fit and then he will be in tip top condition for a month out at the African Cup of Nations.
Great!
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GT
3:57 Sat Aug 27
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Should black up Carroll and send him out there
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DukeofDevo
3:56 Sat Aug 27
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
The might of the Ghanian FA s medical science at our disposal, perhaps we should bring them over here!
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HairyHammer
3:55 Sat Aug 27
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Ayew all along he would be back soon.
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claretandbluedagger
3:51 Sat Aug 27
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Incoming drugs ban if that's the case...
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